Person: Doesn't that taste like shit?
Me: Hell no! It's great and it gives ya a buzz!
Person: Let me try some!
*Person takes a dip, 20 seconds later...*
Person: Dude... everything is fucking spinning
Me: Grizzly Wintergreen, bro!
Guy 2- Skoal shitrus!
Guy1- Dont dip that garbage, if you ain't spittin' black get your panties out ya crack! Grab some grizzly wintergreen and throw in a hog leg!