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Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.
Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!

Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!
by Booosted and juiced September 09, 2011

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