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When a man lubes up his fist, and shoves it his ass, and when he pulls his arm out, it makes a squishy, queefy, noise, known as the gripe noise.
"Holy crap, my dad is griping himself, and it made a gripe noise." said Charlie

I bet Saddam Hussein gets sad and makes a gripe noise all the time.
by Vince Sampson May 06, 2006

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