The grinder, after being discovered, became the primary method of producing Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions. The process is simple- all the noobs of the world are captured in their gaming sessions and MS-DOS prompt "hacking" sessions and are thrown simultaneously. When the grinder is turned on, all the noobs become something like ground beef, and they are then removed and turned into little 'O' shaped cereals. The grinder is truly an amazing device that is not to be taken lightly - however, if wrenches or chairs are mistakenly thrown into the grinder, jamming and lag are sure to ensue- so be careful on the types of noobs that are thrown into the grinder.
"How did that happen"
"Simple, he was thrown into the grinder on the Doom 3 demo."
"Well, he has been turned into something useful! The breakfast of champions!"
2. Someone who is always on the grind.
I can't let you hold me back
You want too much control
It's bringing me down
I have to stay in the grind
And make money and do good things for me.
Tough, gritty, hustling hockey player who stops the other team from scoring rather than scoring himself.
-What is a grinder, sir?
-Sorry Jethrow, I forgot that you're an illiterate southener. A grinder is the same as a sub, a hoagie, or a hero.
-I understand now. I'll make you a grinder now. Thank you kindly.
However, much less mystery surrounds the purpose of the Grinder. It is widely accepted that the Grinder's sole function is to select the victims for and to determine the exact date of future Grindings. The Grinder works in mysterious ways, but a Grinding is often awarded to the perpetrator of some evil deed.
The actual act of grinding is performed with ritualistic precision with both efficiency and speed. Henchmen of the grinder must quickly surround he who is to be Grinded and strike him in any manner in the upper body for approximately 20 seconds (headshots are not allowed and may get you Grinded). The Grindee is then released from the Grinder and the act is considered sufficient reparation for the wrongdoing in question.
David: The Grinder has spoken. To the grinder with him!
(group advances on Travis and consumes him)
Travis: no! noooooooooooooo!