*Note you do not pick up your wife using these teachings*
One high risk line that has been used successfully is: (always start any of these lines with “Excuse me, do you know the drink specials?”):
1) Do you know if you can get an STD from a corpse? (after a pause or an answer) Do you know where the nearest hardware store is so I can pick up a shovel?
One who practices this is a Grimy Styler