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Unable to cook food on a grill or barbecue.
When Bob returned from the barbecue with a plate of burnt steaks, it was obvious that he was grilliterate.
by Dave Tucker April 09, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The state of knowing nothing about grills or grilling.
Amanda looked at the grill and had no clue about how to turn it on, proving that she was grilliterate.
by "Toaster" July 19, 2012
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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