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the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."
the gillis principle by PolChan December 6, 2014
A portion of hamburger meat lengthened and grilled to fit in a hotdog bun.
I ran out of hamburger buns so I rolled that bitch up and made grilldos.
grilldo by meisnick May 29, 2013

Jorge Foreman Grill 

mexican george foreman grill but instead of a heated press device, a car or truck is used. Pop the hood of a running automobile place your meats on the highest metal points close and latch the hood then drive it around the block a few times or rev the engine in the driveway. Works best on on a preheated motor, it really knocks out the fat at 70 mph. It will look like your dripping oil onto the road but you know better then that. If you see a car getting chased by dogs, they are just making dinner. Cars run on gas, the American George foreman grill runs on wall. You cant cook authentic Mexican food on wall.
WAIT WAIT POP the clutch Maria, !! ..i thought you knew how to cook women. !

you see why i never let anyone use my jorge foreman grill, it needs a tranny and some tires.

Elizabeth gillies 

Ellie: hey do you know Elizabeth gillies?

Mike:yeah, a hot person.

grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

Gillianne 

Different spelling of the name Jillian, acquired from a 80s television show. Means "Jove's Child" or "Jovial". A name that encompasses strength, intelligence, talent, and creativity. Those with the name of Gillianne have a tendency towards the musical or the artistic. Gillianne will be loud, proud, rude, and possibly crude at times because she is not apologetic about being who she is. Tendencies include being fun, laughing a lot, a great listener, adventurous, studious, a great friend, steadfast, dependable, loveable, and caring. Possible nicknames include Gillie, Gillie-Bean, Gilligan, Gill, and G-Dawg.
Gillianne is pretty awesome, but her laugh is hilarious!!!
Gillianne by hazlangleys December 28, 2012