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The act of transforming ones self into a fresh lettuce-esque state of mind thus becoming 98% water and 2% nothing. Usually induced after inhaling some good cannabis.
Did anyone else notice after Ryan toked those cali-buds he was something of a grigg.
by B-Ry AN August 31, 2007
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verb; when your partner sucks on the pubes or "carpet" of their partner to search and clean out any goodies in such area; to suck the farts out of dead chickens

noun ("doing the grigg"): doing one of the above actions
Boy: Yo, I heard your boyfriend did the grigg on you last night.
Girl: Sure did, he felt like a vacuum cleaner all over my pubes .
by marvinjenkinsthethird September 28, 2009
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(griggs -ed -ing) verb

1. A rodent of unusually large size.

2. narcing on someone in an advantageous position.

3. not washing ones hands after using the bathroom, despite how dirty they may be. including having fecal matter on them.

4. dirtying community food, such as a bag of chips by licking your fingers and rummaging around contaminating the rest of the bag.

5. discreetly attempting to hide the fact of farting/sharting/crapping yourself in public, and acting like nothing happened, regardless of the smell.
1. Dude, check out the size of that rat. it's a total griggs.

2. Man 1: late to work, but lucky for me I got here before the boss.
Man 2: I'm totally griggsing you.

3. You have some crap on your hands, go wash them and stop being such a griggs.

4. Man 1: You just griggsed my doritos, you jerk!
Man 2: it wasn't intentional!

5. Man 1: You just griggsed your pants, didn't you? it reeks!
Man 2: you can't prove anything.
by aidenraine September 24, 2012
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-verb
1. to fix on the cheap with little effort
2. to go to extraordinary lengths to get something free or cheap

grig rigged lazy nigga trickery
"He's griggin"
"Grigg that bitch!"
"How did you afford those new wheels? He grigged that bitch!"
"Grigg that template!"
"That's the griggsten way."
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verb. Acronym for Getting Ready Instead of Getting Going. Used to describe actions that are counterproductive to the goal; similar to procrastinating by using preparation as an excuse to performing a job.
Max can grigg for hours preparing to start his homework. First he needs his favorite pencil, then he can't find his notebook, then he calls a friend to clarify the assignment and so on until the night falls.

We should have started running 90 minutes ago but Caroline wanted to change her shoes and download some songs and then sync her ipod and she's going to grigg my morning away!
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