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22.
A mythical creature that resembles a lion shoved up an eagle's ass.
Do you know about the mythical creature called a "Griffin"?
by 13AwesomeTrick37 April 02, 2010
 
23.
Griffin: expletive of the adjective form. Originated by the reversal of the "F" and "G" sounds in "friggin," which is itself derived from "fricking," a tamed version of "fucking."

Some etymologists have contended that the origins of the term "griffin" allow for the noun/verb form of "griff" (as in, 'I will griff the griff outta you for this grievous offense!') to be used. Those etymologists have been informed that such usage would sound stupid.
"Dude, your mom is griffin hot!"
"No, don't put that in all of my holes, you griffin idiot!"
"My griffin boss made me work late, that's why I missed the conception of our child."

fucking fricking fuck damn friggin
by Hubris-Man September 05, 2011
 
24.
Main Entry: griffin' \ˈgri-fen\
Variants: griffing

Function: Verb
Etymology: Urban English
Date: 20th/21st century

1: Blurting random nonsense i.e. Peter Griffin
2: Making a ridiculously irrelevant yet funny comment
(Gazing at the computer screen in his office)
VK: I just got nerf batted
OO: Stop griffin' brah

(Peter Griffin just having found out his son Chris is in love with his teacher Mrs. Lockheart)
Peter: Whooaa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Lois, this is not my Batman Glass.
by HypA January 03, 2008
 
25.
Griffins are creatures that grow hobo beards. You'll know you see a Griffin if they are stoned and have pubic hair on their chin. Griffin is a deceitful creature. They have a sharp sense of smell, which is devloped through years of body odor from not showering. A Griffin's eyes are peircing, like snake eyes. Some believe they can see through your soul. Recent studies have proven that Griffins only think they can see through your soul. If you find a Griffin, you shouldn't approach it. If it approaches you, don't make sudden movements. A Griffin is unathletic, skinny, and pale. You can usually outrun them if you run in zig-zags. Griffins dress very metro. They take pictures in front of Chino.
Todd: That guy is such a Griffin. No wonder his skin is translucent and he is all alone in EB games.

Bill: Don't say his name too loud or he'll become paranoid and self-conscience.
by Clay Topper October 20, 2009
 
26.
to refuse to move, especially in the face of fierce opposition
I told Jeff that I wasn't going to give him a ride home no matter what but he simply plopped himself in the passenger seat and decided to griffin until I took him home.
by ledzeppelinkicksass1 September 08, 2010
 
27.
a dumb ass move; to be the odd one in the background who laughs when everyone else laughs or makes strange comments; usually in the back of a large group; never talking to girls
"Yo u rele griffin'd tht up, being all sketchy in the background no one talking to u"
"Just talk to her, dont be a griffin"
by shaqra23 February 11, 2012
 
28.
a guy who is a jock, class clown, and a pimp. He is hot. He can be the sweetest and most romantic person but only if you are alone. If he is with his friends he will treat you like shit. he will seem amazing at first but be careful cuz he will break your heart. He is a sarcatic obnoxious jock who thinks he can treat women with disrespect.
griffin: i love you!

girl: i love you too

(two days later)
girl:(crying) i cant believe griffin has a girlfriend! he told me he loved me the other day. how could he do this?
by lovergirl1234 July 10, 2009