Top Definition
Being held accountable for information you haven't been taught, and standards that are nonexistent. The "do as I say, but not as I do" mentality. This also includes the process of being butt fucked by multiple people, who in turn need to be butt fucked. A completely unorganized way of doing business with a total breakdown in communication.
"I was going to hook up with this really hot girl the other night, instead her male roommate tied me down and I got totally greyhawked."
by biggirl23 October 03, 2011

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