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A little man with a large heart; who is loved by EVERYONE. Who likes to watch DBZ, smoke blunts, &graff. He likes kittens &boobies. &to be told he is loved by lots of girls.
Friend 1: "Has GreyWhaleDick texted youu...?"
Friend 2: "Naaaaah, he's prolly graffin' &drinkin' forties & fucking some bitties."

GreyWhaleDick: "I love youu."
Girl 1: "Awww baby, I love youu too marry me."
GreyWhaleDick: "Only youu."

GreyWhaleDick: "I love youu."
Girl 2: "Awww baby, I love youu too marry me."
GreyWhaleDick: "Only youu."
by Meowsex November 30, 2011