Gretton 

A large country village next door to Corby (worst place in the UK), its a magical place where you find dolphins, rainbows and elephants with yellow ears. The locals are very welcoming, unless you are from another race, they only breed with other locals, i.e there uncles, cousins, sisters and brothers. There are many local pubs full of farmers and drunks. There is only one shop, and a religious cafe aka halla halleluighas. There is a dark alleyway on the main street of Gretton, which is occupied by the COCAINE BADGER! this alleyway is to be avoided at all times, unless you have 20 grams of coke.

Gretton massive

Gretton by Grettoner April 14, 2010

Greston

The act of being gay or being so gay that the name "Greston" creates a gravitational pull to the core of your ass.

Your such a fucking Greston.

Hahahahahaha Greston you have aids

Greston by Stephen Lang July 30, 2008

Greatone 

Clark Lemke.

''Hey Greatone want some funny apples?''
''Hey Greatone come for your beatin'!''

Greatone by Josh July 24, 2003

grexting 

The act of grinding and texting at the same time. You can inform the recipient they are being grexted or simply start the text with G:

I couldn't help it, Party in the USA came on mid text and I found myself grexting like a mad man....consider yourself lucky.

grexting by cdop5 December 21, 2010

greeton 

An informal expression of greeting with gratitude used by Dukes and miscellaneous rulers alike.

Duke: Greeton!
Me: Hail to thee Duke.

greeton by dav0rd September 24, 2005

james gretton 

a filthy hate for soup

man i'm so James grettoning right now fuck that soup

james gretton by Souplover63er63ds January 16, 2018

grexting 

Grocery-related texting, usually between long-term-committed couples; sometimes replaces or supersedes sexting in a relationship. May contain inside jokes, produce-related innuendo and/or #metaphorsforlife.

e.g.

- I'm at the farmers market. Want anything?

- How are the melons?

- Fresh and juicy. Same with the peaches. Do we have any courgettes at home?
- Yep. Very firm.

- I see some nice-sized pickles here.

- Leave the pickles. Bring your melons and peaches and hurry home.

- I'm coming!!!

She was late picking up the kids due to grexting with her husband.

grexting by pbpbpb May 11, 2019