The name of a male who has defeated modern woman, slayed the beast known as lauren, and freed the slaves

Wierd, not uncool dude. Into everything, sports academics, etc. Not sure of himself or what he wants to do. Other people have trouble understanding him because he doesn't undertsand himself. He sometimes gets depressed and down on himself if the smallest thing goes wrong. Very pessimistic and cynical, which sometimes almost leads to depression. Isn't a cynic becasue he thinks its cool, is a cynic becuase he thinks it is right.

Note: Don't fuck with him because if he gets pissed, game over for you.

gregory is the type of guy who will give you butterflies when he touches you. he's a sweet, sexy, funny, athletic, smart, lovable man. he makes your heart sore. when your with him he will have your on an all time high. he treats you like a princess. he makes you feel like theres no one else in the world. he give you the best advice when you need it. he always looks on the brightside of things. you could never go wrong with him. he's deffently a keeper.

The highest level of awesome, just above bacon. Gregory is what bacon wants to be when it grows up.

A huge baseball fan who typically looks like some sort of celebrity. Traditionally handsome with great hair thanks to his use of Murray's. He is also well hung and knows how to use it.

Cockney rhyming slang: Gregory Peck - neck. (Becoming out dated now though.)

Spongebob, Fred Fredburger, Radiohead, Meat, Red, Music, Poker, and Disney all in one. Very cuddly, too. :3 A.k.a. Master of the Galaxy/Patrick