When purchasing at Greggs there are three things you can do:
- Have a Greggs (this involves buying one item and eating it).
- Have a double Greggs (two items).
- Have a triple Greggs (three items).
These items must be savory pastry goods as other items do not count. The double and triple Greggs are for true aficionados only as the sure intake of grease and joy may kill an unexperienced consumer. There has been talk of a legendary Quadruple Greggs, this would almost certainly be suicidal but it would be such a beautiful way to go.
The seven deadly sins are also all releted to Greggs.
-Wrath against those who do not enjoy Greggs.
-Sloth (doing nothing but sitting in the pub eating Greggs.
-Pride that you ate a triple Greggs.
-Lust after Greggs.
-Envy of those who have Greggs.
-Gluttony (again obvious).
If you really enjoy your Greggs i would suggest moving to birmingham. You are never more than 5 minutes walk away. There are at least 6 in the city centre.
Some strange people out there will refer to Greggs as 'Greggs Eggs'. These people are wrong. Never has the word Eggs been after Greggs.
MAN GREGGS IS GOOD!!!!!!
Guy 1 - Dude i just got a pasty from Greggs Eggs.
Guy 2 - Shutup it's Greggs Fool!
Man one time i totally went to birmingham had a sausage, bean and cheese melt from Greggs. Walked down the road and finished my pasty and went in the next Greggs. It made me weep with joy.