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A male of the human genus who can only have sex on the first Wednesday of the month and only in the the second half of the year ei, July-December. Greg can only fornicate with women named named Janice, Ellen, Diana, Bobbie, Sandra, and Lucy. If these requirements aren't met, his penis promptly falls off and has to be reattached with specialty imported superglue made from camel shit, horsefly eggs, chicken cheese, cryogenically frozen corn gruel, and the whipped RNA extract from the saliva of a pica patient's gum bezoar. Greg's detachable penis will get him nowhere in life.
Greg must learn to have sexual relations with women with other names or he has a very slim chance of getting laid in the future. My boyfriend's penis falls off unless I have sex with him infrequently under very specific criteria, he must be a Greg. |
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A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women do you like him?
Yeah hes ok but hes a bit of a greg... really, i thought he was shy? nah he flirts with all the girls when hes drunk |
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Greg or Gregory is usually someone who is great at many things not so much at others but an awesome person, a little different and people just love them. Greg is frickin' awesome!
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An Extremely good looking person. Coolest Kid Around. Extremely Funny. Very Modest. Super Sam: Omigosh whos that kid?
Cory: Thats Greg. Super Sam: Wow hes Hot. Cory: Hes Pretty Cool Aswell. Random Kid (Jack): Yeh, that Greg is on Great Guy, Wish I could be like him. |
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| 4. | greg | ||
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Slang term for a man's penis. Must be in lowercase, it is a common noun. "Dude she totally wants my greg"
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A highly intelligent, eager to learn everything, hard working successful man. Greg's are usually very social and careful not to hurt peoples feelings but will put you in your place if you deserve it. They are very fun when in their element and have a great sense of humor. Very giving, flirty, sexy, honest. Greg's are great Husbands and great lovers. They can't sit still because they are to eager to learn.
They are very loyal doting Husbands. Greg's have great sex!!! |
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| 6. | Greg | ||
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Someone who skips School on a monday. Person1: Where's Greg?
Person2: It's Monday Person1: Oh yea Person1: Where you were yesterday? Person2: Oh, i was pulling a greg |
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adj: to be insanely cool or tight;n. one who is ultimately the coolest person one knows. "He seems like a greg person."
" i think Jake is my greg." |
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