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A term often used incorrectly by non English speaking people who insist on "greeting" people at the end of their message.
i fond this rly kool website called urban dicionary. the place is gr8 i learnt english from it!

greetz!!

mohammed
by Vincént Ahmed July 10, 2008
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Used by hackers for shoutouts.
GreeTz to: z3r0, expl0it, teh 1337 crew
by expl0it February 02, 2008
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greetings or hello

most people wont undersand you but they will still prob say hello back.
me: greetz bish!1
you: uhhh ok? hi?
by illicit March 31, 2005
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Another term for 'hello'
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A fucking stupid way to say hello, used mainly by seven year old girls. Also used by pedophiles when attempting to groom the aforementioned children.
Man: "greetz"

*FBI swarm in, man is arrested, world becomes a better place.*
by Just Ali March 30, 2008
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