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1.
A horrible person who is geeky and creepy and, most of all, shit to their friends.
Girl1: Did you see what she just did!
Girl2: Wow, what a greep...
by BeckyK October 14, 2012
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2.
a person who is a member of a glee club and tends to be creepy
Wow, that girl in the back of that picture is a greep.

Dang he can sing, but he is still a greep.
by IlOvEgLeEcLuB November 30, 2009
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3.
Noun - A Geeky Creep. A creep whose modus operandi is super geeky (such as the internet).
verb - the act of creeping out in a geeky manner. used in the smae maner as the verb "to creep out"
He was a typical greep. All he ever did was surf the net and create false identities in the hope of finding a hot date. And when he did find someone, he would greep out his victims by spamming their inbox.
by Uditra August 06, 2007
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4.
1.To sneak, creep or move in a covert manner.
2.To use a long pole with a hook on the end to grab an object or person.
I hope if I can greep out of work early today without anyone noticing.

I'm going to greep the next person to walk through this door.
by Mike March 14, 2005
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5.
Noun - A Geeky Creep. A creep whose modus operandi is super geeky (such as the internet).
verb - the act of creeping out in a geeky manner. used in the smae maner as the verb "to creep out"
He was a typical greep. All he ever did was surf the net and create false identities in the hope of finding a hot date. And when he did find someone, he would greep out his victims by spamming their inbox.
by Uditra August 12, 2007
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6.
The flow of blood that exits a man's anus (similar to a menstrual flow). It only occurs once in his life time, and it is the defining moment of his manhood. The flow lasts for 2-3 weeks and the suffering transforms a boy to a man.

When compared to a females period, greep is scientifically proven to be worse. Dr.Schlitterbauhn, part time disney world OB GYN, commented, "on a scale of numb hand to two stubbed toes, greep is around the pain level of whale birth".
"Dude, you are such a child."
"Naw, man. I greeped last week. Im a full man now."
"Damn straight you are"

"I accidentally licked my greepage."

"Kill yourself now."
by Disneyworldobgyn November 20, 2013
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