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The Green Bay Packers are a football team in the National Football League, and currently the only non-profit, community owned major league professional sports team in the United States. They are owned by over 110,000 stockholders.

The Packers were formed and joined the NFL in 1921, 1 year after the league was founded. They are currently the 2nd oldest team in the NFL, 2 years younger than the Chicago Bears. Therefore the Packers are a very historic franchise, and they have more NFL titles than anyone else: 9 NFL Championships, and an additional 3 modern era Super Bowl victories for a grand total of 12. The Chicago Bears have the 2nd most with 9. Those facts are the basis for the distinguished rivalry that exists between the Packers and Bears. Together they own the longest rivalry in the NFL, having played each other over 170 times.

Green Bay Packers fans are referred to as "Cheeseheads" because of the state of Wisconsin's large cheese production. While it is often debated which NFL team has the biggest/best fan base, it is hard to deny the Packers are at the top since every Packers home game has been sold out since 1960, and the waiting list for season tickets has over 70,000 people on it.
The Green Bay Packers are playing tonight. If I empty my bank account and sell my soul I might be able to get tickets off a scalper.
by Kopy November 26, 2007
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The most successful football team in the history of the NFL. They have won 7 NFL Championships(3 Super Bowls). Also have the most loyal fans in the NFL. The bandwagon bear fans and asshole viking fans think they're something else, yet they don't even come close to measuring up against the Pack. The Packers have the three-time MVP Brett Favre starting at quarterback and no one can even remember the last time he missed a game. Oh, and don't forget, the Packers play at newly-renovated, state of the art Lambeau Field(which is a lot better looking than that spaceship Bear fans call soldier field). So, Bear fans, Viking fans, and Lion fans, talk all you want, but look out because the pack is back in 2008. And yes, us fans do wear cheeseheads at the games and chant, "Go Pack Go," and we're not gonna stop, it's served us well in the past.
The Green Bay Packers are the greatest football team in the history of the NFL.
by ERJS May 09, 2007
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A football team located in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Under the leadership of Vince Lombardi, they won the first two Super Bowls. Currently the star player of the team is the quarterback, Brett Favre (not Farve, you goddamn fucking idiots). He is considered to be one of the best players in the game right now.
The Green Bay Packers are better than the faggot who posted the other definition.
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A group of homosexual men that takes turns being pleasured by the biggest fag ever, Bret Favre.
i heard all the green bay packers are gay. the bears are so much better. brett is so old and shitty. i hope he never retires
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Shitbox of a team that will not win 5 games in 2006. Also very gay. Note to green bay packers fans, the whole country is laughing AT you when you wear those stupid yellow foam triangles on your head.
Watching green bay packers game on national TV

football fan 1 oh look the packers are sucking it up again

fan 2 jesus, look at those DIPSHITS wearing that foam on their heads

fan 3 I know, the FUNNY part is they think its cool

fans 1 and 2 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
by teabag September 22, 2006
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Better known by thier longtime moniker "The Green Bay Fudge Packers" and The "Ben Gay Fudge Packers", this group of bunghole busters focuses on offnding football fans mostly by existing, but also add to thier own humiliation by sullying the names of superb athletes {see former USM standout Brett Favre a man who secretly desires an orange and midnight blue outfit}. As a seciondary outlet this assembled bunch of cornhole cowboys attempts to play football with horribly miserable results.
Synonyms: The Dallas Galboys, The New Dork Yankers
That Senator Larry Craig sure did a good political impression of the Green Bay Packers.
by Tom Mabry August 31, 2007
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An NFL team belonging to fat, drunken, cut throat, overly obnoxious and highly jealous fans who pride themselves on the false assumption they're better than the Chicago Bears and their fans. The Chicago Bears lead the all time series between the Packers/Bears 90-79 (The Bears have never trailed to the Packers). The Chicago Bears lead the NFL in all time wins as well - most people will say it's due to their length of time in the NFL, however most are ignorant of the fact that there are several teams who've been around just as long, yet fail to accomplish the same goal (The Green Bay assholes for one).
Notable mention is the 60 year starting QB for the Green Bay Packers Brett Favre, better known by his nickname as John Elway's bitch. His long standing definition is the ultimate drug addicted Barry Bonds of the NFL who would sooner drag his team down in pursuit of his own stats than let them have a chance to win. Fans are under the false assumption that he plays for them and will continue to believe he will not drop them like a bad habit once he finishes his conquest of records (which quarterback Peyton Manning will bust open in half the time).
George Halas OWNS Lombardi.
John Elway OWNS Brett Favre.
CHICAGO BEARS OWN GREEN BAY PACKERS.
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