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When a male is paying for something that ultimately won't get him to have sex but will get him extremely aroused.
Man those girls at that strip club were so hot, but I gots me some green balls and an empty wallet.
by holmes02 June 04, 2011
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Dad, for my 20th birthday, was going to buy me a car, but when the time came he greenballed me.

Jose thought it was a good idea to buy the preschoolers ice-cream, but greenballed them at having to drop a twenty.

Son: Grandpa John is getting us tickets to WrestlePalooza!
Pop: Ah, that's a greenballer.
by cansecofan July 26, 2009
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The state of being in which one is deprived of Call of Duty for extended periods of time. Similar to the condition of testicular congestion commonly referred to as "blue balls".
"Dude, I've got the green balls so bad. I'm only sixteen M9 kills away from getting my tactical knife! I haven't been able to play in almost a week!"
by Black Mariah February 11, 2010
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When you are excited to get high on some good marijuana but you are either interrupted during smoking or don't bake an edible for long enough... And get only a little bit high kind of like getting dome from a chick only to have your parents walk in before you can finish. Green balls leads to temporary insanity and or feening for some more dank.
Yo man I was just sparking up my first bowl of the day when I was punched in the face by a member of the LBGT community I felt the initial effects of the bowl but got green balls when I couldn't finish it because of said gay/lesbian/bisexual/transexual being.
by Lord Dagon May 30, 2011
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