Within a week or so, the "Green Van Massacre" had been proven to just be a public transportation vehicle carrying disabled or far-away Berlin resident children to their homes, as it has been for the past 5 years prior to this event.
"Investigators said one of the men was last seen wearing a fishing style hat while the van drove slowly through the neighborhoods. Police said the driver tipped his hat to a young female who was walking her dog.
As a precautionary measure, police have added patrols in the area and said the men have not done anything illegal or shown any indication of illegal activity."
Fool, her breasts are as real as the Green Van Massacre.