Top Definition
the bird that brought to humans the following:
1. intelligence (misery comes free!)
2. The need to dominate all that is happy
also the bird that brought us out of our brutal ignorance, dumbness, numbness (also known as Adam's Apple for all those christians. for normal atheists its just the great red bird)
1. Fuck that fucking great red bird w/out him I'd be happy
2. I don't know what we would be doing without the great red bird, we'd still be apes...
by geatredbird April 19, 2006

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