|1.||Great White Shart|
When you fart in your pants and a piece of white hard petrified shit squeezes out and gets stuck to your ass hairs for months.
I hadn't shit for weeks, then finally I was laughing so hard I did a Great White Shart.
While performing the Spongebob Donkey Punch on my boyfriend, I munched on a Great White Shart. Mmmm CRUNCHY!