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When you fart in your pants and a piece of white hard petrified shit squeezes out and gets stuck to your ass hairs for months. I hadn't shit for weeks, then finally I was laughing so hard I did a Great White Shart.
While performing the Spongebob Donkey Punch on my boyfriend, I munched on a Great White Shart. Mmmm CRUNCHY! |
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