G Mall also tends to be crowded as hell, and you are likely to trip over someone's shoe or something of the sort. Or maybe a rolling backpack (see above paragraph.)
Despite it's faults, Great Mall isn't too awful as long as you are capable of ignoring loudness and crowds long enough to shop in one of the many stores, or order off a menu at one of the restaurants. A decent sense of direction is nice too!
P2: "Nah, G Mall is too crowded, and I'm claustrophobic."
P3: "Nah, I have this stupid backpack that I hate! It'd probably kill someone!"
P4: "Nah, I prefer not to have a life. I'm going to go home and study for my AP Calculus BC final, because I only have a 91%! I don't want to have to retake it Sophomore year!"
P5: "P4, stop being so smart! Oh, and I'll totally go, cuz I don't mind crowds, I have no backpack today because it's finals and we don't need backpacks, and I prefer to have a life!"
P1: Plans off... everyone already thinks I'm dating P5... :\