Some of the coasters at Great Adventure incluse Kingda Ka: the tallest (456 ft.) and fastest (128 mph) coaster in the world (as of June 2009); El Toro: a wooden roller coaster that is 181 ft. tall, 70 mph, and is the steepest wooden coaster in the world; Nitro, a steel roller coaster 230 ft. tall, 80mph, and about 3 minutes long! And most recently: Bizarro (formerly known as Medusa), a floorless coaster with many inversions (i.e. loops, zero-g rolls, etc.) that has recently been upgraded with new paint, a new name & backstory, trains with audio features, and elements during the ride such as flamethrowers, mist sprayers, etc.
"Hey, do you guys want to go to Great Adventure this Saturday? I have tickets."
normal people: OMG WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS
whore 2: shut up bitch, im 8!
normal people: this is my town you whore!
worker: great adventure is a family park!