A sexual maneuver where you pinch a woman's clit between your index finder and thumb and gently yet quickly rub your fingers back and forth like a grasshopper rubs it's legs.
Bill: "did you get her off?"
John: "yeah, I gave her the grasshopper till she started chirping".
by Anim8or123 April 11, 2011
A novice or occasional pot smoker, or a weed mooch. Someone who smokes pot whenever it is offered to them, but doesn't go out of their way to find it.
Dan's a real grasshopper: he never goes looking, but he's always ready to hit when we pull out the bong.
by fasteddie08 December 18, 2005
grass: street term for giggle smoke a.k.a. weed

hopper: old 50's term for drug addict

grasshopper: someone addicted to marijuana
max the fatty fatty fat-ness is a grasshopper
by Johnny Potsmoke May 20, 2005
A 'grasshopper' refers to a distasteful male or female - usually someone ugly, usually always stupid and annoying. The term is most commonly used when you are out in a social situation and somebody awful won't leave you alone. There is a hand gesture to accompany the term, which consists of you using the pointer finger of each hand to imitate antenni.
*Two attractive females are at a popular bar, minding their own business. An awful man approaches them, inisisting that they dance with him, and eventually leaves, after tireless refusals from the females.*

Sarah: Wow. That guy just wouldn't leave us alone.
Steph: I know. What a grasshopper.

*Two attractive females watch as an extremely unfortunate looking, drunk woman cracks onto some attractive men. The females then go and save the males from this drunk woman*

Steph: Woah. What a grasshopper.
Sarah: She is a grasshopper for sure.
Male: Definite grasshopper.
Male 2: Thanks for saving us from that grasshopper.
by Vivianne and Frances October 02, 2010
Someone who jumps another person for weed.
Yo Nick is a grasshopper. He just hopped that dude for his weed.
by oh true July 19, 2008
one who is a lazy person who lets someone else do work for them. ie a reference to the children's story about the ant and the grasshopper.
mike:whats due for tomorrow's math homework?
Steve:umm pages 24-31 wanna do them now?
Mike: no, ill just copy it off you tomorrow morning
Steve:...
mike:wha?
Steve: ur such a fucking grasshopper man
Mike: what does that even mean?!
Steve: go urb that shit u grasshopping bitch
by Benjaminraphi September 23, 2007
One who hops from yard to yard
James is a grasshopper
by EvoLancer211 February 05, 2007
the worst quality you'll ever want to be . it's being/looking extra ugly , boring , dumb , rachet , a chicken head , having an awkward shaped head , hoeish , stank & etc. . . . NObody wants to be a grasshopper
Bitch- "Bitch you're not cute"
Girl- "nwhoaa , ohkayee i know this grasshopper lookin bitch is not talkin"
Bitch- "wtf is a grasshopper though"
Girl- "YOU bitch . you're a fucking grasshopper , so hop outta my face Sharon
by #BuddyPOW April 12, 2011
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