A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.
A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!
You used 'Helvetica' on your business card? As a Graphic Designer, I must say that your choice is very sterile and cliché. You probably won't get any business.
Graphic Designers rule compared to the cheap web designers, who have no talent