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1.Grapevines refer to the cells of a probable spawn in the testes-sperm. Woods just double verify the fact that the sperm is from the testes, because the wood is pubic hair-hair on the cock. Therefore grapevines from the woods.
Oh u mighty pussy, accept the grape vines from my woods. Again, therefore grapevines from the woods.
by princeofdarkness March 23, 2008
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