The best living thing ever to have existed. Grapefruit is the Alpha and the Omega. It can never be called a "he" or "she", for the Grapefruit is an "It". Grapefruit is powerful, sexy, charming, seductive, outstanding, astonishing, unique, etc.The ultimate god of the fruits, Grapefruit is the most powerful fruit on earth and overpowers all veggies. It cannot be defined or explained, for Grapefruit is the unexplainable. The invincible. The almighty fruit of all time. Grapefruit has been, is, and will be. A veggie is a Grapefruit's enemy. It bows down at the throne of Grapefruit. Grapefruit is the most powerful thing in the world.
"I love Grapefruit. It is so powerful."
"Wow, that man is so handsome and charming. His name must be Grapefruit"
A deeply, deeply committed commitment (like superglue), based on the tedious and lengthy process of consuming said fruit. You must be FULLY aware of the commitment
you are making as you pick up the fruit, as lack of sufficient commitment will result in treacherous wastefulness.
? That's such a grapefruit profession! SNAP
That's a grapefruit marriage
, you better be willing to stick with it alllll the way, through the bitterness and sweetness.
Something 50 Cent has never heard of.
"Why isn't this Grapefruit purple?" - 50 Cent
Used to descibe males with large bulges.
girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
huge or big testicles
his dick was small, but he had grapefruits
Grapefruit, a headie nugget of marijuana that is pure white and when touched yellow keef falls off.
Joe: Yeah man just picked up that grapefruit.
Bob: Oh Man! Toss that in my Grav. BongNawwww Dogg.
a girl with a bad fake tan...orange on the outside, pink on the inside...
'man did you just see that grapefruit....girl belonged on the next episode of the jersey shore'
Word used by men to get off a boner
. Used by Kyle in Kyle XY
Dude I felt like such an idiot in math. I got a boner, so I had to scream "GRAPEFRUIT!" to get rid of it.