Top definition
When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.
Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.
by grizzt69 March 28, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
2
Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.

Often seen on European, particularly French, males.
wow, that dude is wearing grape smugglers
by Jamie W February 24, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
3
A person who wears briefs or more specifically speedos.
A swimmer smuggles their "grapes" in their speedo.
by The Smuggler of Grapes July 28, 2003
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
4
Even on a trip to an American beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.
by D. Lishus Thigh April 01, 2010
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
5
A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.
Check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.
by Senorvee December 04, 2007
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
6
Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.
That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.
by THOR October 15, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
7
those guys are grape smugglers
by WEEZEL February 15, 2003
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush