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An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.
"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"
by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009

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