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11. Granola
A caucasian male who is very attractive and likes some or all of the following: Chacos, the beach, organic foods/products, doesn't need showers, likes all weather, wears birkenstocks, doesn't mind himself and others to be naked, likes tattoos, trying new and extreme things, drinks tea more than coffee, has longish hair and maybe dreads, wants more tattoos, loves Jesus.
Woah look at that guy, he is so granola.
1. granola
An adjective used to describe people who are environmentally aware (flower child, tree-hugger), open-minded, left-winged, socially aware and active, queer or queer-positive, anti-oppressive/discriminatory (racial, sexual, gender, class, age, etc.) with an organic and natural emphasis on living, who will usually refrain from consuming or using anything containing animals and animal by-products (for health and/or environmental reasons), as well as limit consumption of what he or she does consume, as granola people are usually concerned about wasting resources. Usually buy only fair-trade goods and refrain from buying from large corporations, as most exploit the environment as well as their workers, which goes against granola core values. The choice of not removing body hair (see amazon) and drug use are not characteristics that define granola people, and people, regardless of granola status, may or may not partake in said activities. This definition is sometimes confused with hippy.
Jack: My best friend is vegan and only buys produce that is organically grown from local farmers. Her and her feminist, vegan boyfriend are both in Greenpeace and advocate for queer rights. She waxes her legs but she's still granola.
Jill: So that means she's not a dyke? And she grows her own reefer?
Jack: Just because she's granola, doesn't mean she does drugs. Also, granola status has nothing to do with sexual preference.
Jill: Well maybe she'll know where to buy hemp and how to tie-dye?
Jack: She's granola, not a hippy. Some granola people are hippy and vice-versa, but they're not the same thing.
2. granola
A person who dresses like a hippy, eats natural foods (granola), and is usually a Liberal, but in all other ways is a typical middle class white person, and is likely to revert back to being straight when they finish college.
Did you see that granola chick at the farmer's market buying bean sprouts?
Yeah, her new Volvo was parked next to me.
by anonymous Jul 11, 2004 add a video
3. granola
A tree hugging, free spirited hippie minus all the drugs.
Melissa is a granola.
by Anonymous Mar 8, 2005 add a video
4. granola
earthy, hippie-ish
That chick doesn't shave her armpits; she's hella granola.
by jake b May 27, 2002 add a video
5. granola
someone who loves the outdoors and constantly does activities in it.

wears "life is good" shirts, chacos, keens, and other outdoors-y brands

likes to hike, canoe, camp, play UFO and other sports, etc.
Your going granola?
6. Granola
A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman who is usually middle class that values natural things. Granola people, dispite common belief are NOT hippies and have normal houses and familys. They are extremely Left. A Granola person can usually be found in nature or at L.L. Bean.

A Granola Person usually drives a Subaru Outback, Volvo Wagon, or a Honda Element all with Thule roof racks for their skis, bikes, or kayaks.
My Mother, who is very granola.

me:"Ma, can i borrow the subaru to go to my friends?"

Mom:"yeah, but be home by 6. I'm making seaweed raviolis...oh yeah, i left my skis in the car, can you bring them in when you come back?"
7. granola
earthy crunchy, nature valley, au natural, plain jane, somewhat dirty and unkempt, and in need of a shower.
After the camping trip we all felt so granola.
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