Top Definition
An exceedingly old man that not-so-discreetly takes your photo while you're sitting at an airport Chili's. A shameless pervert that probably adds the photo to his collage of victim pics in his Silence of the Lambs basement dungeon.
"Hey, Grandpapparazzi, back the fuck off with your camera phone before I crack this Korbel mini bottle over your gray, pathetic head."
by Cbeggs July 14, 2014

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