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9. Grandpa
A mentally delayed male that has a serious fucking anger problem at the age of 80+. The old son of a fuck still has his god damn liscense and when he is driving....he makes a car back-up of at least 500 feet long. What a fucking prick!
The Old Muther Fucker is driving Downtown: there are 2 kids in the road:
"Ahhh! Fuckin Kids!!! get outta the god damn road!!! what the fuck do you think this is?...Fuckin Kids!!...ahh god damn arthritis is goin again.....FUCK!!!
by Hyzdu Jan 14, 2004 add a video
1. grandpa
and old fogey who knows his shit. totally gangsta. lol
"im bout it, im rowdy, i just passed a kidney stone."
by sketch Apr 18, 2005 add a video
2. grandpa
Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
by Oz Jan 18, 2005 add a video
3. grandpa
code name for the guy in Louisiana..that works on women's stuff....for free
Kimberly says grandpa got the tools to fix anything
4. grandpa
An extended reference to GPA (a common acronym for Grade Point Average). G-pa is commonly used as short-term for the word "grandpa" in text or instant messaging.
Yes! I just raised my grandpa a total of .4 for this semester! Now I have a 3.0 on the dot!
5. Grandpa
A smelly old man that fucks a banshee every day. Also known as a grandma. He also watches child porn from the hours of 8 to 11 am. Then jerks off into a bowl of soup and eats it.
I'm gonna be a grandpa today
6. grandpa
An over 40 hipster, often seen at clubs or indie shows
A: Tommorrow I'm turning 26! :x
B: You fucking grandpa
by definitionmassah Jan 28, 2004 add a video
7. Grandpa
Guy's purple and green bong. GRANDPA.
Let's pull Grandpa outta the closet and get high.
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