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6.
Guy's purple and green bong. GRANDPA.
Let's pull Grandpa outta the closet and get high.
by comett675 June 25, 2009
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1.
and old fogey who knows his shit. totally gangsta. lol
"im bout it, im rowdy, i just passed a kidney stone."
by sketch April 18, 2005
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2.
Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
by Oz January 18, 2005
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code name for the guy in Louisiana..that works on women's stuff....for free
Kimberly says grandpa got the tools to fix anything
by Master4passion October 16, 2011
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4.
An extended reference to GPA (a common acronym for Grade Point Average). G-pa is commonly used as short-term for the word "grandpa" in text or instant messaging.
Yes! I just raised my grandpa a total of .4 for this semester! Now I have a 3.0 on the dot!
by jblakely September 20, 2010
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5.
An over 40 hipster, often seen at clubs or indie shows
A: Tommorrow I'm turning 26! :x
B: You fucking grandpa
by definitionmassah January 28, 2004
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7.
A smelly old man that fucks a banshee every day. Also known as a grandma. He also watches child porn from the hours of 8 to 11 am. Then jerks off into a bowl of soup and eats it.
I'm gonna be a grandpa today
by Niggermcfuckhead July 29, 2011
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