A fat crab that can fly over the ocean while screeching skidermarinki dinka dink. Enjoys spending time at its local retirement home bathing in clam chowder and eating the eyelashes of dead roosters. Can be found in the deepest regions of New York City, commonly seen in garbage cans festering in roast beef sandwiches.
Oh I think there is a Grandma June in my sandwich!
Don't put the trash out at night, you'll get a festering amount of Grandma Junes within it!