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A small town in Western Colorado. Yes, it is the meth capital of the United States. The people are very nice. Located along the Colorado River by the largest flat-top mountain in the world. Also close to Fruita and Palisade.
Person 1: Hey, you're moving to Grand Junction?

Person 2: Yep. We visited it last month. It was beautiful, and the people were so nice and very welcoming.
by phatpanda10 August 01, 2011
 
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A town in western Colorado, also known as Junktown. Junk meaning mostly Clifton and Orchard Mesa. Don't ever move here!
Man, my parents are moving me to Grand Junction. I think I'll run away and join the circus instead.
by ohmeohmy July 10, 2008
 
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The biggest town between Denver and Salt lake which produces the most meth in the US. Everyone who live here has AIDS from using dirty needles. Only poor people live here. Orchard Mesa and Clifton are the ghetto and meth-iest of all over. Move here for cheap drugs.
If you were top ask a five year old, in Grand Junction, "Can I have some meth?" they'd be to bumped up to understand you.
by Methisgooooood August 11, 2010
 
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A Semi small town on the western slope that wishes it was fruita!
Dang. Too bad we live in Grand junction, huh?
by Brady Tribble July 02, 2008