North Dakota's asshole.
Grand Forks smells like God dropped a tire fire into a lake full of dumpster juice.
the reason why North Dakota is the #1 binge drinking state. home of the University of North Dakota & one of the greatest college hockey teams ever, the Fighting Sioux. mainly known for being a shithole of a town that knows how to party. also where terrorists are born..at the aviation school there
"Where is UND at?"
"Where the fuck is that?"
Grand Forks is a place in North Dokota...and North Dokota we all should know borders Canada. Now with scarce population, save for the groundchucks, whose armies are also dwindling, much like my own legions, this state appears as a large empty room beside a bumpin' little party...and staying, or rather being stuck here for any period of time is like looking at that party out the window and never getting any action...of any kind... :( my cup of sadness overflows...boo-hoo
and to save my brothers and sisters, I have devised a plot to send a few of my elite minions to devour their souls alive, and remove them from the scorched barren soil of a shadowed place on earth where middle earth and hell itself unite...
"I'm in Grand Forks, mom"
"Honey, did you take care to carefully write a will in case...anything...should happen?...anything?"
"Yeah, mom...my buddy Jerry is gettin' my porn, and Tommy gets my cds and dvds, and you can have that fuckin' ugly shirt back..."
"what about the loincloth I crocheted for you?"
"oh yeah, that too..." (walks away grumbling, grand fucking forks...I'll stick them in my eye...