the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault

cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."

Trump bragged he often committed grab-a-snatch assaults on women he found attractive.

grab-a-snatch by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

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Dick Grabbers

When a girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as dick grabbers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be wrapped around that dick and he will think it's sexy.

"Bae i got my dick grabbers done"

"My dickgrabbers look good asf"

Dick Grabbers by jksisijdmaki August 13, 2017

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grab your ass with both hands

To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.

My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.

grab your ass with both hands by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011

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