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a guy who's always in a bad mood, grumpy at all times, sloppy in everything he does, never returns anything he borrows, still plays with tricycles and sand.
man, I don't want him to come to the party, he's such a Goyo!
by Billybobalu November 19, 2006
Someone extremely lazy, they pretend to work when approached, they give off a weird scent when they lie. They sometimes think they are invisible.
I was feeling really GOYO today!
by Polska G December 29, 2011