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(noun) A breath freshener necessary to remove the shame of being orally raped by Uncle Sam.
Wow, after watching the HB 2010~Appropriation Bill live on CSPAN for the past 5 hours, I need chew on a handful of "Gov O mints" and roll around in a pile of whores or my wife will know I've been cheating.
by Julio Augustine November 14, 2010

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