n. the act of helping a female friend to avoid unwanted attention by pretending to be their partner/interest. Of the same essence as cockblocking except with the intention of protecting aforementioned friend as opposed to simply ruining another guy's chances.
adj. Gourmet; of or pertaining to the act of gourming.
'Oh Chris, there's that creep again. Would you mind gourming me?' 'Sure babe, anything for you'.
Stupid, oblivious to the world. Not quite with it.
"hey that dude is so gourm"