guy 2: Really?! So that means you have a goat right?
1-An area slightly North of civilization.
2-A word often used in insult
3-A short-form for Armpit Of Ontario
4-A popular destination for bears
5-Where cars and trucks go to die
Person 2: "Where the heck is that??"
2-"You inbred!! you act like you're from Goulais River!"
"You bought a house in Detroit? you're so Goulais!!"
3-"LOL, You live in Goulais??"
4- Bear 1: "Let's go to Goulais and eat some garbage"
Bear 2: "Where the heck is Goulais?"
Bear 3: "You're kidding me right?"
5- "Hey, let's fix up this perfectly good car so it looks cool and goes fast".............time goes by................."oops, I guess it's Goulais Rivered now!!"