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3.
(adj.) When a human is being lifted by another human being by means of their arm. Their arm is placed between the legs and procected in an upwards direction. The victim is usually resting his 'gouch' on the arm hence the term 'Gouched'. For more understanding see gouch.

Pronounced 'Goo - ch - t'
Boy 1: Did you see me on the field today?
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: aha I gouched simon a treat!
Boy 2: ahahaa
by Alexander Robert Goode October 14, 2008
 
1.
- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.
"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".
by gezzzza December 13, 2010
 
2.
This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle
I've consumed far too much if everything I'm suitable gouched
by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014