gossamer

A big red fuck
That gigantic red hairy monster that often chased bugs bunny.
A cobweb on a bush

Gossamer was trying to rape me, so i ran away and hid in a bush that was covered in gossamers.

by Senor Gossamer March 27, 2008

gossamer

A very weak, easyly pushed around person who cant think for him/her self.

That reforee was such a gossamer, he let the players make his calls and push him around.

by Phillstick June 11, 2008

Gossamer

Traditionally meaning "a fine, filmy substance consisting of cobwebs spun by small spiders, which is seen especially in autumn." Though it is used by a select few as an alternate term for goddamnit, following an autocorrect fail.

"Gossamer, you're such an asshole"

by .ram.her.good_ram.her.hard. March 6, 2017

Gossamer

When you spew something completely random, non-sequitor, or out of context in the middle of a conversation.

see also: gossamerfawn

Mary: Anyway, that's why I had to go to the doctor.
Bob: But why DO goats need to eat?
Mary: ...what?
Bob: Sorry.... That was a gossamer.

by Anonse7en June 14, 2011

Gossamer

A word used by intelligent people to describe under water farts. Usually in baths or hot tubs.

'fucking hell tobe that gossamer stinks'

'Jesus Christ that was a bubbly gossamer'

by Leightweight June 5, 2017

Gossamer

Soneone who can touch you, feel you up, or steal stuff that's in your hands wuthout you noticing or feeling them. Usually thieves or perverts, however sometimes there skills come in handy.

John: Dude, your girlfriend has your phone.

Charles: What I was just texting someone!

John: Hahaha, your bae is a gossamer.

Charles: ... never say bae again.

by The Masq September 4, 2014