One of the most intelligent beings on the planet. Able to foretell a raid wipe often minutes before one happens. Enabled him to survive unscathed thru many failed fights against evil dragons and firey elemental monsters.
Holy #$%& the raid didn't wipe, Gorte made it out. He'll be back with help real soon.
In the beautiful country of Norway, there is a rather redneck place called Drøbak. And in Drøbak there exist a word, "Gørte", wich is a local term for the more known norwegian word Guttefitte. Guttefitte means (roughly translated): Boypussy. And the boypussy is a handy part of the body wich can be used to get things like rim-job, rusty trombone and other cool, cool stuff!
I felt so bad for my girlfriend that I shaved my balls AND my gørte!