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Shortened version of the word 'Gormless' Used to describe a stupid individual looking seriously deprived of intelligence.
''Neil You gorm''
by wiLLiS April 03, 2003
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If someone is gormless, they're unofficially and temporarily semi-braindead. So it figures that if you can be gormless, you can also be full of gorm. People without gorm are boring - so people with Gorm are super-fly!
"my brain is turning gormless.

i can almost feel all of my gorm dissapearing.

come back gorm!! "
by Credit to Bexi-H September 01, 2006
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Relating to the word gormless meaning someone who has no concept of what they are doing. Bacically an absolute moron.
ollie gittings was the original gorm
by willhale1994 October 26, 2014
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if gormless means "brainless" then the rules of english grammar require gorm to mean brain
Neil is missing his gorm
by Whatsreal January 13, 2005
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Relating to the word gormless meaning someone who has no concept of what they are doing. Bacically an absolute moron.
ollie gittings was the original gorm
by willhale1994 October 26, 2014
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Someone who is stupid or has lack of focus.

If you are refereed to as gormless you are so stupid that you are deprived of being called stupid.
By eck that lad's got gorm.
by blarby January 13, 2016
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A cheap pedalboard for poor guitarist with many effects. Usually pieces of wood nailed together.
My GORM board is falling appart...
by Iplayguitargoodly August 29, 2010
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