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An unattractive, typically larger woman. Typically socially awkward, they tend to flock around women who are more attractive in order to draw eyes away from their own hideous appearance. Similar to a grenade, but even uglier and often much heftier.
Bob: Do you see that bitch? She must way like 350 man.

Matt: Yeah dude, she's a total gorlax
by zuke534 April 18, 2011
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