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3. Gork
One who is both a geek and a dork.
Look at that fucktard with the hunch back and his grandma's bra. Man what a gork
by Kate rocks Aug 8, 2003 add a video
1. gork
Acronym for "God Only Really Knows" - Medical slang for someone who has suffered a traumatic head injury and is comatose or in a persistent vegetative state.
This guy was shot in the head. He's never going to come out of his coma. He's a gork now.
by blunt_instrument Nov 5, 2003 add a video
2. gork
noun - used to identify when someone has absolutely no intelligence, taken from the medical slang of the same name used as shorthand to signify a patient has no brain activity.
by that last remark, you have proven you are a gork
4. Gork
Combination of a person who is a geek AND a dork.
That guy was such a gork, he was so busy paying attention to his hard drive noise he didn't realize his shirt was on inside out.
5. Gork
A tall goofy looking guy
Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson is a gork
6. Gork
One of the two Warhammer Orc gods. Constantly warring with sibling, Mork.
"Me'z der messag.. mesang.. TALKER of Gork 'n Mork. Mi'z arsho a sharman. Me'zh a gort er Big stikk, and, er, mezha gonna blurgeon any ladz 'n boyz 'n gobbos 'n stunties 'n tings, dart don't like Gork 'n Mork."
by Warhammer Nerd Mar 27, 2004 add a video
7. Gork
A gentleman orkutiya (gentleman+ork): one who hides his flirting skills behind a veil of sophistication
Even though he's such a gork, I love the way he praises women on social networks
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