| 20. | Gorilla | ||
|
The physical structure of a woman that has key features that go above and beyond of being that of a man. The woman posseses arms that are equal in size to Popeye the Sailor Man, breasts that can act as personal floatation devices for a downed 767 plane and an acne covered face that is so scared up that she makes Freddy Kruger look like Brad Pitt. These women are also noticable by their eating habits. They are know to consume whole brotwerst with a single swallow and are seen consuming whole special entree's before any one else in the area has a chance to try them. The Gorilla also likes to travel in packs and their is always one that dominates over them all. The alpha of the group is usually well hated by their groups, known as fat packs, but as long as food is provided for the group, the other gorillas are satisfied. Frank:"Kyle, what is that giant object over their with half a brotwerst crammed in the back of her throat."
Kyle: "Well Frank that is what we call a Gorilla. I'd stay away from her because if you startle her while she's eating she may get angry and become over protective of her food." |
|||
| 1. | Gorilla | ||
|
An extremely muscular/buff person, also called "juiceheads". Frequently used term on the Jersey Shore. "Where are the gorillas?"
|
|||
| 2. | Gorilla | ||
|
Throwing pubic shavings onto a girl's chest after shooting your load on her. Results in said girl's manic attempts to pull off shavings thereby mimicking the chest poundings of an angry gorilla. I pulled the gorilla last night and am once again single.
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 3. | gorilla | ||
|
Derogatory term for a black man, especially a large male purebred negro Look at the nose and lips on that gorilla
|
|||
| 4. | Gorilla | ||
|
Prefix/adjective used to describe something and signify that the said oject or objects is bigger and badder than under normal circumstances That kid has always had Glocks, but he got himself a gauge and an AK. Now he's holding gorilla guns.
|
|||
| 5. | gorilla | ||
|
The big goon you take along when you think the other party may want to get rough (or when you are trying to intimidate them). Large, ugly, and not prone to smiling, at least not nicely. Sometimes heard as gorilla up. I gotta get my security deposit back from that asshole, he was supposed to split it to all the roommates, so I need to take along a gorilla.
If you really need to talk to that one, better gorilla up. Sam'll go along if you ask him. |
|||
|
|
|||
| 6. | Gorilla | ||
|
A large, heavy, hairy person that would appear more at home in the jungles of East Africa than next to you at a bar, flirting with you uncontrollably at the end of a long, long night. Couldn't look at myself in the mirror this morning, hooked up with this total gorilla last night.
|
|||
| 7. | Gorilla | ||
|
The slang word for the New York Avenue property in the Parker Brothers board game Monopoly. This property derives its slang moniker from the "Gorilla" property in the Animalopoly version of Monopoly, which is the equivalent of New York Avenue in the standard Parker Brothers edition. Notorious for its medium cost/high return value, Gorilla is infamous for absolutely decimating the opponents of whoever owns the property. Many people obsess over the Boardwalk/Park Place duo, but the extremely high investment cost in junction with the low probability of landing on those properties indicates that going with the "Gorilla Monopoly" is a smarter economic bet. For one hundred dollars per house (meaning $500 per hotel, $1500 for the entire monopoly), Gorilla can be outfitted to be a massive money-maker. It also helps that, for a reason yet unknown to theorists of both Monopoly and probability, dice rolls on that particular side of the board seem to always place the roller right in the maws of Gorilla. All in all, the integral property in the game of Monopoly, much like Kamchatka is to Risk. 'I rolled a six and I land on... Gorilla!"
"Damn, I just lost the game." |
|||
