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The breasts of a fat, hairy, ugly woman. Completely beastly and ineffective in creating boners.
maaaaaaaaan... Bertha has some serious gorilla tits. Look how hairy they are, you can hardly tell where her tits end and her beaver begins!!
by Solace Theory July 23, 2009
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Sadly, a younger or close to middle aged person with large, saggy tits like an elderly woman.
They say more than a mouthful is a waste-well, these gorilla tits can smother a person if they aren't careful!
by KWhitSkootaBoo May 19, 2016
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